Woke up and immediately put my mask on. Wearing a mask indoors is the latest recommendation so of course I complied because that’s what obedient good citizens do. I drove to Starbucks while wearing my mask and only removed it while drinking my coffee. Called the police on a few people who weren’t wearing masks because they are selfish and don’t want to protect me like I protect them. Don’t they know we are all in this together. They are responsible for my health just like everyone else is. Made sure I only shopped at big box stores like Costco, Target and Walmart....you know the places covid can’t spread and made sure I stayed away from disease spreading places like the gym, my church and all small businesses. I made my rounds at other government deemed essential businesses like McDonald’s and the local liquor store. I made sure not to talk to anyone all day and kept the necessary 6 feet of distance from everyone. When I got home I was spying on everyone through the windows and noticed my neighbors had people over and it looked like it was above government orders for people in a home so I snitched them out to the police. I spent the night watching the mainstream media news so I could be up to date on the latest information on this pandemic. The new normal isn’t that bad as long as we trust the government and do whatever they say.
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